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bespoketexas:

I’m not feeling anything, are you?

fuuuucccKKKKKKKK

bespoketexas:

I’m not feeling anything, are you?

fuuuucccKKKKKKKK

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

i am a girl who enjoys sex. this does not make me a whore.

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!!

gurl power

razcal:

head-in-my-heart1129:

The Art of Organization…

"The Art of Clean UP": El arts de ordenar

Imagine how good this would feel for an ocd person, for real, this is cool

OCD WET DREAM

I CAN’T STOP TUMBLING HELP ME
motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

engage-with-zorp:

"Sometimes to make an omelet…you have to crack a few eggs."
“Man, this cooking class is a fucking joke.”

**a fucking YOKE